Ranjan,

I guess I should have put more ;) and :D at the end of that post. I thought I was being sufficiently facetious there. ;)

- Josh

Or you could switch over from smoking cigarettes to Cuban cigars, read Che Guevara's "Guerrilla Warfare", and join a revolutionary movement in Cuba to create a socialist democracy, in which time you gain enough power for it to spread to the United States, and THEN you can change the American Dream for your government to have the theater chains have what food you want, drink you want, toliet you want, and of course the Cuban cigars that you want. Entertainment is after all is the most important social issue of the 21st century.

By the way America, give me a break.

Josh,

Its bit extreme. What is the difference between a prison cell and your american dream home theater?:). I don't think this is an American Dream I want to follow:).

--Ranjan

Well, I suppose if it came right down to it, you could always install a toilet right dead-center of your home theater. Then put a "mini fridge" next to it Put a telephone and neck pillow on top of it. Make sure you've got a 100 DVD Carousel, and are hooked up to one of those "on demand" movie subscription services! Then, you'd never have to leave your home theater! You could eat, sleep, watch all the movies you want, call for pizza, eat the pizza, "get rid of the pizza", have a beer, "get rid of the beer", watch your cholesterol and bloodpressure climb to heartattack levels, and then fall back to sleep with the cigarette still burning in your hand! All from the comfort of your toilet seat, and in the name of being sedentary!! Then you'd never have to miss anything! HEY, IT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM!! ;) :D



- Josh

Yes, the smoke factor is a good one. That and the fact that I can eat whatever the hell I want, drink whatever I want, go to the bathroom without having to miss a thing.

Hello? Hello? Am I late to post in here? Hello?

I used to go to the theaters every weekend. When I lived in America it was an addiction. I would rarely spend money on candy and drinks but the 7 bucks ticket price has never stopped me.

Now I live in Spain where it is customary to dubb movies. Tha-at's right, an annoying voice, in badly translated and badly recorded language over the top. Theaters here annoy me, even the pretty ones like Cineplex (owned by Movieplex). Audiences here annoy me, even when there are cute guys in stylish jeans right there next to me. Prices here annoy me, 5 euros for a movie that premiered in the United States six months ago? Puh-leez!

So I wantch movies on DVD. Me--happy this way.

Ranjan,


In the news today, an 847 lb. man was found dead on his toilet in his home theater. Cause of death was determined as having too little blood in his cholesterol system. ;) :)


- Josh

Sh*t happens. In this case, quite literally.