Favorite Seinfeld Quotes

Thought I'd jump on the bandwagon with this thread. This has got to be one of my most favorite TV series ever. It's also created lines that almost everyone is familiar with. Here are a few of my favorites.

"Sedra" - "They're real, and they're spectacular!"

"Jerry" - "But I don't wanna be a pirate!"

"Kramer" - "you're a RABID ANTI-DENTITE Jerry!!"

"Kramer" - "giddyup!"

"Elaine" - "GET OUT!!"

"George" - "George is gettin' upset!!"

"Jerry" - "That's one magic loogie!"

"Newman" - "Because the mail never stops!. It just keeps coming and coming! Every day it piles up more and more, but the more you get out, the more it keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks. And it's Publisher's Clearinghouse day!!!"

"Jerry" - "Newman!!"

Lloyd Braun- "Serenity now, insanity later."

QUOTE 1

George: So I uhhh...got a massage...

Jerry: Yeah...you got a massage...???

George: From a man.

Jerry: Yeah so?

George: So he was...touching and rubbing...

Jerry: Yup, that's a massage.

George: Then I took my pants off-

Jerry: Ya took your pants off!?

George: For my hamstring!

Jerry: Oh...

George: So he got about 3 inches from...there.

Jerry: Really?

George: I think it moved...

Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move. Maybe it just wanted to move over...ya know, shift positions.

George: No no no! This wasn't a shift, I'VE shifted! This was a move!

Jerry: Well so what if it did move?

George: That's the sign! The test!

Jerry: That's not the test! The test is if it moves as a result of contact.

George: It's contact?! Are you sure???

Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.

yada, yada, yada.

Tim,

No soup for you. :D

Eddie

Kramer: Do you ever yearn?

George: Yearn? Do I yearn?

Kramer: Yeah.

George: Well not recently...I've craved, constant craving, but I haven't yearned. Huh...

Kramer: Look at you.

George: Oh would you stop it already!

Kramer: No really, look at yourself George, you're wasting your life!

George: I'm not wasting, what you call wasting I call living, I'm LIVING my life!

Kramer: Oh yeah, how? Do you have a job?

George: No.

Kramer: You got money?

George: No.

Kramer: How 'bout a girlfriend?

George: ...no...

Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

George: ...no..........

(Puddy) - "Yeah that's right"

(Puddy) - "High five!"

(Puddy) - "Don't mess with us pal! 'Cause We're the Devils! THE DEVIIIIILS!! EHHHHLALALAH!!"

(Chinese Restaurant Host) - "Seinfeld... four!"

(Jerry) - "... Mulva?"

(Jerry) - "I REMEMBER IT!!... DELORUS!!"

More from George:

- "I can't teach you how to lie. It's like asking Pavarotti teach me to sing like you."
- "Remember: It's not a lie if you believe it"
- "I invented the 'it's not you, it's me routine', if it's someone's here, it's me"

And one of my favs:
- "A Festivus for the rest-of-us" (George's father)

In addition to the GREAT ones posted so far:

- "This pretzels are making me thirsty" (all)
- "Undatable!!!!!!!!" (Jerry, about the % of people he think is undatable)
- "Alcohol!!!" (Jerry, same episode, the reason why are so many hook ups)
- "No soup for you!!", "you're pushing your luck little man" (you know who)
- "I'm sort of engaged..." (Georgie boy to Marisa Tomei)
- "Stellaaaaa!!!" (Elaine)
- "Maybe the Dingo ate your baby!" (Elaine)
- "He's a re-gifter" (Jerry)
- "She's a low talker" (Jerry)
- "Hoochiemama!!", "You want a piece o'me?" (George's father)
- "The Maestro" (K-man) "-The WHO???" (Jackie Chiles)
- "Ask the eight ball" (Puddy)
- "Yello" (Kramer, answering the phone)

I'm laughing out loud as I write these, some more later.
Nico

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"-Jerry

"Now whos gonna turn down a Junior Mint, its chocolate, its peppermint, its delicious!"-Kramer

"Im afraid youve tested positive for opium. White lotust, yam yam, shang hai sally"-Peterman

"Seinfeld you magnificent bastard!"-Jerry