Sunday, February 10, 2008
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Sunday, February 10, 2008
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Sunday, February 10, 2008
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Gun Salesman: We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.
Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, f*&k you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.
[Post edited by Mike37 on Feb 10, 2008]
Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, f*&k you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.
[Post edited by Mike37 on Feb 10, 2008]
Sunday, February 10, 2008
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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK POOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSST!
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Yo Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is one funny flick.
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JSBSB Is my least favorite of Kevin Smith's films.
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JSBSB Is my least favorite of Kevin Smith's films.
i agree, but i do like the end when they go door to door and beat the tar out of everyone that had disrespected them on chat forums. You have no clue how many times i would love to do that.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
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i agree, but i do like the end when they go door to door and beat the tar out of everyone that had disrespected them on chat forums. You have no clue how many times i would love to do that.
There are a few memorable moments but... I Don't know.
Monday, February 11, 2008
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Eddie,
That is one serious man-crush you've got going. Were you one of the voters?
Matt is flattered. That's why he's pointing at you.
[Post edited by csjlong on Feb 11, 2008]
That is one serious man-crush you've got going. Were you one of the voters?
Matt is flattered. That's why he's pointing at you.
[Post edited by csjlong on Feb 11, 2008]
