Re: MATT DAMON IN HIGH-DEF

chris,

don't hate--appreciate.

eddie

In my opinion, the "Bourne" films are to audiences today, what yesteryear's Bond films were to audiences then. Likewise, Matt Damon's "Jason Bourne" is Sean Connery's James Bond. They're great actors in amazing films, which is good for everyone all around. Too bad there aren't any "Bourne" films left.



- Josh

josh,

they can probably get roger moore for the 4th one.

eddie

how about "JB VS JR" ( "jason bourne vs. jack ryan" )? it's gotta be better than "AVP".

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[Post edited by posters5 on Mar 17, 2008]

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Gun Salesman: We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.
Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, f*&k you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.

I dont listen to much rap, but this is from the last 50cent album, and is hilarios. lol

[sound of a car trunk opening]
[1:] Here ya go man..
[2:] Jesus C*rist man you going to war.
[1:] What I say? Didn't I say come to me? Do I ever disappoint? Fuckin' no. Why? I deliver.
Why? I'm your man. How do I know? How? Know, Know how. I got 100 things to do this morning and you're first in line, so can we move it along please?
[2:] Okay. Fine. Right. I'm just lookin' for something. Small. Light. Cheap. 3-80, 32. Somethin' like that.
[1:] No, no, no. You want to be packin' like a man Eddy, you're a man, man.
How ‘bout this um…6-inch 3-5-7 magnum.
[2:] Yea
[1:] Or the Mantic's Browning 9-mill. Now I know what you're thinking, that's go no stopping power.
But that's got 13 shots in the clip man. That won't just kill a man, that'll turn him inside out, pull him upside down, piss on him, read him last right
[2:] (interrupting)] Alright. Fine. Yea I get the message, I'm just a bit, im just a bit fuckin' lost here.
Now these are totally untraceable?
[1:] It don't exist
[2:] What about guarantee's
[1:] What do you think this is? Guns-Are-Us? [/i]

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how about "JB VS JR" ("jason bourne vs. jack ryan"? it's gotta be better than "AVP".

Eddie I could make a stop motion movie with Alien and Predator action figures and it would be better then AVP R.

Kuco, I listen to that every few days for jokes just cause it makes me laugh the way the guy talks. He has an english accent but sounds spanish in a way. Anyway it's comical and gives me a good laugh on my way to work

I have one for Eddie...

Jason Bourne vs John Rambo.

Ha!

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[Post edited by Falcon01 on Feb 11, 2008]

it's fun thinking of versus scenarios, but at the end of the day, the other spy movies just rip-off the "bourne" movies, even though they all started before "the bourne identity" showed up in 2002. i mean, think about it...which one of the following scares you the most?

LOL the pic of Daniel Craig is halirious. Nice pics

I still say this guy would give Jason Bourne a run for his money...

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[Post edited by Falcon01 on Mar 17, 2008]