Friday, April 25, 2008
Member since:
July 2006
July 2006
Feel free to post any other halirious jokes on here...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky what you see?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole our tent!'
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky what you see?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole our tent!'
Friday, April 25, 2008
Member since:
July 2006
July 2006
I totally thought it was going to turn into some Brokeback joke but it ended up being better.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Member since:
November 2007
November 2007
That was funny Falcon. 
Friday, April 25, 2008
Member since:
November 2007
November 2007
The Drunk
A Women was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected the
following:
A half gallon of milk
A carton of eggs
A carton of orange juice
A pound of bacon
A head of lettuce
A 3 pound can of coffee
As she was unloading the items onto the conveyor belt at the checkout, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must
be single.'
A bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's
intuition, since she was indeed single. Looking at the six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, she said: 'Well, you know what, you're
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
A Women was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected the
following:
A half gallon of milk
A carton of eggs
A carton of orange juice
A pound of bacon
A head of lettuce
A 3 pound can of coffee
As she was unloading the items onto the conveyor belt at the checkout, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must
be single.'
A bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's
intuition, since she was indeed single. Looking at the six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, she said: 'Well, you know what, you're
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
Friday, April 25, 2008
Member since:
July 2006
July 2006
LOL!! I totally laughed out loud at work. Great now they KNOW I'm not working 
