Re: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

how about this for the next superman film

superman fly's into the whitehouse's oval office and dispatches the evil george w bush and his cronnies from power
(while this is happening lois is investigating dodgy american contracts in the middle east)

then he fly's over to the even more evil george bush snr's house and dispatches him aswell
(while this is happening miss titmeister is helping lex luther escape............AGAIN...just kill him superman, just kill him for gods sake)

then superman fly's them over to iraq, and dumps them in the middle of an al qu'aida meeting
then him and squirrel girl sort out the crap in the middle east,rescuing lois from terrorist's and an group of american private security firm's) then they give back all the money that these evil do'ers have stolen from the world, and all the profit that their companies have made from war is given to the needy

then they fly back to america to sort some camp and comedic villains out in the impending sequels
(the film ends with lois believing superman and squirrelgirl are sex buddy's and wondering if any man will be able to sexualy satisfy her like superman did, she see's and hear's something in the sky, when she looks up she says

"is it a bird"?
"is it a plane"?

"noooooooooo it's HYPERMAN"

as HYPERMAN lands lois cant help but notice the size of his lunchbox, even his purple underpant's cannot hide the size of it)
the film fades out........WILL SHE..OR WONT SHE?

thats what superman would do, if he were really charged with looking after us humans

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[Post edited by tucker_jenkins on Jul 7, 2008]

Supes don't kill...

nope

but those al'quaida do, thats why they drop em off in iraq

plus these dude's are REALLY EVIL, so the supe's decide to change their ways by killing these evil do'ers without actually killing them.....kinda like politicians

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True, but I have to admit for a new guy his rants are pretty funny.

Are you sure he's a "new" guy Tim? That writing style looks rather familiar....hmmmm. Waiting on the "coz" to seal the deal for me.

Same here Blade.

HELLBOY + SEQUEL =

by now, it should be obvious to everyone that tucker_jenkins is indeed itsthrobbing/smegma. he stopped making the mistake with no spaces after commas (as noted by tim), but now his inability to use apostrophes correctly (as noted by chris) indicates that the guy never learned how to use english, even if he is english.

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[Post edited by posters5 on Jul 8, 2008]

Quite surprising that he has still made those same lousy slips. If I was trying to fool, a forum, I would actually make an effort to sound intelligent. I have to apologize to Jason for all the references this morning, but the ones I posted were pretty funny.

Here's one for you Tucker. (Were merely teasing)

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[Post edited by mvckalel on Jul 8, 2008]

i haven't used this one in a while:

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[Post edited by posters5 on Jul 8, 2008]