(Superman)
Otis: (extatic gasp) "Are we going to Addis Abbaba Mr. Luthor?"


(The Mask)
-Having pockets searched by Police- The Mask: "I don't know whay you're looking for, but it's a little to the left"


(The Matrix)
Neo: "I know Kung Fu"


(Dumb & Dumber)
Motorcycle Cop: "Pull over!"
Harry: "No! It's a cardigan! But thanks for noticing!"

Rex: "Grab my arm, no the other arm. NO, MY OTHER ARM"

-napoleon dynamite

Thought of some more:
"I bet she gives great helmet" Dark Helmet--Spaceballs
"She's gone from suck to blow" --Spaceballs
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine"--Spaceballs
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun" Ash--Army of Darkness
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I" Bob- What About Bob?
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a pity to damage yours" --The Princess Bride
:)

"Could you describe the ruckus?:p

The Breakfeast Club

from
Friday: Hey boy, you just got knocked the Fuck Out!!!!!!

I have one, but not from a movie:

"I call the big on Bitey." Homer Simpson.

From a movie...

"Aw man, I just shot Marvin in the face." John Travolta--Pulp Fiction

(Multiplicity)
Michael Keaton: "She touched my peppy Steve"

(O Brother Where Art Thou?)
Ulysses: "Damn! We're in a tight spot!"

(Roxanne)
C.D. Bales : I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad.


(So I Married An Axe Murderer)

Harriet : What do you look for in a woman you date?
Charlie : Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.

Charlie's Dad: HEEED!! PANTS!! NOW!!

"I hear this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish" - Rodney Dangerfield in "Caddyshack"

this isnt from a movie, but its on dvd none the less,

from the british tv show "The Office" (aka the funniest tv show in all of mankind):

worker (to hot new co-worker, in the introduction meeting for her): ive got something she could take down in evidence.

everyone at meeting: mild laughs

worker #2 to girl: i know ive got something to shove up her tunnel.

david brent (boss): get out

worker #2: what?

brent: get out. right now.

other workers: *dead silence*

worker #2: *leaves room silently with head down*

"It's just like going into Wisconsin"

Stripes