Jackie Brown

Robert Deniro says to Sam Jackson:" You know I asked her to stop... but she just wouldn't, you know she just wouldn't, just kept on going... so I shot her."
Sam replies: "YOU SHOT HER!? where? Why? ...Goddamnit!"

Of course the scene itself where [just so you have fun watching it] gets shot is just priceless. Thank you Quint!

I just read these all again...and I'm still laughing ;) You guys know some funny lines!!

Karrie

Since some of us mentioned TV, I remembered a lot of lines that were used in drama series that were drop dead funny. From a sit-com we expect that, but when we are watching something intense like ER humor is appreciated twice.

From The West Wing.
Josh Lyman, responding to President´s long monologue about national parks: Wow, you are quite a nerd, Mr. President.
Presdent: Hm... (long pause) I assume this was said with all due respect?
Josh: Yeah.

suck it to me liberaci --------------SHINE (RESTORANT PIANO SCENE)

Animal House:

Dean Vernon Wormer - "As of now they're on Double SECRET Probation!"

:D

(Condorman)

Harry Oslo : "Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird"

From "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York".

(Scene at the Miami airport. Family is picking up the bags.)
"Give this to Kevin. Give this to Kevin. Give this to Kevin. Give this to Kevin. Give this to Kevin...Kevin is not here. Kevin is not here. Kevin is not here. Kevin is not here. What?!!!

"Listen, strange women lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"OWWW! You shot me you A-hole!"

- Dr. Evil

And from Miller's Crossing:

Leo: You hear about Rug?
Tom: Yeah, RIP.
Leo: They took his hair, Tommy. Jesus, that's strange, why would they do that?
Tom: Maybe it was injuns.
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Caspar: Last night, I know The Dane was disappointed the bulls showed up before Frankie and Tic-Tac could really pin your ears back, but I said, relax Eddie, I got a feeling about this kid. Take the long view. The kid and Leo are gonna go bust-o. If the kid ain't ready yet, well, he soon will be. Matter of time. I said, the kid's too smart for Leo. That's what I said. Like a psychic. Ask The Dane if I didn't. Like a goddamn psychic. G'ahead. Ask him.

Tom (turns to The Dane): You vouch for this psychic business?

Eddie Dane (sneers): That's right, smart guy.

"Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die." --Vince Vaughn, while being overheard by an old lady in "Old School"

"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?" - DeNiro - Meet the Parents

And more from Galaxy Quest ...

Brandon: Yeah, I know, I know it's just a tv show, I realize that
Jason: NO IT'S REAL!
Brandon: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!