do you guys put these films on subtitles and write it down on paper and then transfer it over here? Cause if you don't... Anywyas, I like the line from Aliens:
Watch out, theres uncensored swearing!
The alien queen has just sent her long spiked tail through the abdomen of everyones favorite robot and he is lifting off the ground spewing blood-milk everywhich way, drenching himself in it. He is lifted to the drop ships left wheel and is promptly split in half by the queen massive talons. Each portion of his body is sent flying in the other direction and the queen descends the craft and stares both Ripley and Newt in the face. Ripley discracts the queen very hastily and tells Newt to run and hide. The music is very intense at this point as the scene builds to a climax. Ensuring that Newt is safe Ripley runs for the storage shed and the queen chases her. The queen, upon the realization that Ripley is safe behind the wall she turns to Newt. The queen breathes heavily and finds Newt hiding underneath the floor grates. The queen then procedes to pick each one up and reaches for Newt, who each time barely escapes. Finally, Newt runs out of grating to hide under and the queen extands her talons to grab her. Suddenly the door behind which Ripley was hiding raises upwards and Ripley emerges from the darkness in her massive yellowpower loader, operating the pneumatics on each arm to raise them into the air. Then Ripley looks upon the face of the quenn (at this point the hole audience is unbelievably tense) and says:
"Get away from here you BITCH!"
The ultimate line...

Heres one from Austin Powers 2...(LONG)
(Austin and Felicity interagating Will Ferrells character after they captures him)
Austin: Who sent you?
Mustafa: Youll have to kill me!
Austin: Who sent you?
Mustafa: Kiss my ass Powers!
Austin: Who sent you?
Mustafa: Dr. Evil.
(Austin looks surprised)
Felicity: That was easy.
Austin: That was easy.
Felicity: Why did you tell us?
Mustafa: I cant stand to be asked the same question 3 times, it just irritates me.
Austin: Where is Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa: Why would he tell me? Im just one of his low level functionaries.
Austin: Where is Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa: Youll have to kill me, Ill never tell you.
Austin: Where is Dr. Evil hiding?!
Mustafa: Damn! 3 times. Hes hiding in a secret volcano lair.
Austin: Where is Dr. Evils secret volcano lair?
Mustafa: I spit at that that question.
Austin: Do I really have to ask you 2 more times?
Mustafa: Go to hell Powers!
Austin: Fine. Where is Dr. Evils secret volcano lair?
Mustafa: I will take it to the grave with me!
Felicity: Ah ha! You have to answer he asked you three times.
Mustafa: No, no, no. The second question was, do I really have to ask you two more times? So that would be the first question in a new line of questioning, and wouldnt count in the other line of questioning.
Austin: Hes right. But Im just trying to get information from you man, I dont need any consistency in the questions do I?
Mustafa: No you do, you are preaching to the converted.
(Mini me shoots a dart at Mustafa from the other side of the road)
Austin: Well if Im preaching to the converted, then why are being so slavish to the three question form is my question. Youre not even looking at me man now thats just rude.
(Mustafa trips over the cliff and falls, you can hear him hit)
(Austin stands there for a while and then Mustafa yells up)
Mustafa: Hello up there? I seem to have fallen down a cliff. Im still alive but Im very badly injured. I think my legs are broken. Ill try to stand.(His leg cracks). Yes it is broken. Perhaps you could toss me down a Bandaid or some anti bacterial cream, Im in a extraordinaryily large amount of pain. The bone has gone threw the skin, I fear it might be gangrenous. The wound is beginning to smell like almonds, which is not good. Please? No one?
Austin: Sorry.
Mustafa: Ill try the other leg(it cracks)

And from Good Will Hunting...

Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a sh*t. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.


Vincent...Pulp Fiction



best....line...ever :D

good one!

Who could forget a timeless line from the most prolific athlete/actor/rap star/video game fighting character of our time


Grab my belly and make a wish - KaZaam

This line defines american consumerism and our need to alienate things we fear and do not understand...

You see the "belly" represents greed and by grabbing it...we acknowledge our faults... the "wish" is accepting our human condition

What Shaq was saying really is " look deep into your soul and understand that we are by nature competing for material things... things we can hold and see... status if you will... but we really need to focus on love and bringing our fellowmen and women closer to our hearts"



either that or he is a child molester... that boy was like 11

(Planes, Trains, & Automobiles)


-Waking up after sharing the same bed in a motel-

Neal: "Del... Why did you kiss my ear?"
Del: "Why are you holding my hand?"
Neal:"Where's your other hand?"
Del: "Between two pillows..."
Neal:"Those AREN'T PILLOWS!"

ya ive seen clerks a few times...good stuff! Badder Santa wasnt a great movie story wise, but youre right there was a few lines that had me LMAO!!

Karrie

"I think I get it: in life we have no names, but in death we are given them. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson, his name was Robert Paulson..."
Fight Club: The cause and solution to: all of life's problems.

ooh, bad santa is full of great lines. good choice, karrie.

if you want funny lines, just watch clerks a few times and you wont be disappointed.

Red Dwarf:

Holly: I hope the ship we are about to contact has supplies.

Lister: why?

Holly: we ran out of milk yonks ago. were on the ultra backup supply.

Lister: well then, what milk am i drinking?

Holly: Dogs milk. it lasts longer than regular milk.

Lister: why is that?

Holly: no bugger'll drink it. and when it goes bad it tastes the same as when ts fresh.

-matt