From Ace Venture: pet detective

Ace: (looking in car mirror) WARNING! A**holes are closer than they appear

From Badder Santa

(Santa leaving the mall)
Officer: "Your pants are looking pretty baggy there, whatcha got in them?"
Santa: "My D*ck, wanna see?"

not sure if the badder one is exact but ya know what i mean :)

Also from "Two Weeks Notice"
Goerge: "Here is a tissue... you may blow."

From "Two Weeks Notice"

Lucy, frustrated: You are the most selfish person in the world!
George, calm: Well, that´s just silly. Have you met everybody in the world?

(A Fish Called Wanda)

[Otto dangles Archie out a window]


Archie : All right, all right, I apologize.

Otto : You're really sorry?

Archie : I'm really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly.

Otto : You take it back?

Archie : I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally
without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by
malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

Otto : OK.

approximately...


Why do you need so much money?

I'm going deep, deep, deep, ...DEEP, undercover!

Beverly Hills Cop

From "Forget Paris"

Billy´s character: You lost my father?
Airport employee: Oui.

(Beverly Hills Cop)

Axle Foley: "You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe?" :D

"who are those guys!?!?"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Steve Martin-"The Jerk"

I know we've only known each other for 4 weeks and 3 days, but to me.....it seems like 9 weeks and 5 days. The first day, it seemed like a week. And the second day...seemed like 5 days. And the third day seemed like a week again....and the fourth day...seemed like 8 days and the fifth day...you went to see your mother...and that seemed just like a day. But then you came back and then later, on the sixth day in the evening when we saw each other, that started seeming...like 2 days, so in the evening it seemed like 2 days spilling over into the next day, and that started seeming like 4 days. So at the end of the sixth day, on into the seventh day it seemed like a total of 5 days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half.

Another one involving Steve Martin wasn't exactly a line, but it was inspirational acting. Half of his body is disagreeing with the other half and he's trying to walk or run down the street and all this stuff keeps happening to him and he's trying to keep it together and I cant imagine how he could keep a straight face.