Onijay,

"All of Me," Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin. Funny movie; one of Martin's best.

John

Yes! Thats the one! I have to go rent that one now that I finally know the name (although to be honest I was kinda lazy about it, all I would really have to do is go search his bibliography, but thats why we have John, a living IMDB, thanks John)!

Godfather

"Leave the gun, take the conolli."

Along Came Polly: It's not so much the line, even though it's funny, but the character who speaks it, played by Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who is absolutely hilarious in this movie....

"I just sharted."

I was thinking about "Family Guy" the other night, and this convo kept coming to me:

In one of Peter's flashbacks at a dinosaur museum:

Young Peter: "Why did the dinosaurs become extinct?"

Tour Guide: "Because you touch yourself at night."

Young Peter: "........"

(Saving Private Ryan)

Captain John Miller: "The Statue of Liberty is kaput... that's disconcerting"

The Simpsons. An absolute classic. Gotta win.

Bart, at the teahcers' talent show, "I didn' think it was physically possible, but this sucks AND blows."