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r-u-serious

Nov 18, 2008 - CST 10:35 AM
r-u-serious
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January 2008
I have to pick Jason Bourne for this one over my perenial fav, James Bond...

Jason is the MacGyver of improvisational fighting...he could kill you with either his bare hands or a bomb he made out of some playdough and a couple of smarties.

Bond may have the flair, but he relies too much on the gimmics and toys he has been provided with...wrist watch geiger counter...as if

Love Hendrix!

Nov 18, 2008 - CST 10:50 AM
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Love Hendrix!
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June 2006
I'll settle it...

Bourne has only himself to rely on, and so will lose... why?

Bond moves toward Bourne but quickly gives a secret signal to his CIA friend, Felix Leiter... who then takes the Jack Daniels bottle that Tim Raynor left on the table and bashes Bourne on the back of the head (who is laid out cold)... then both join Tim at the bar, who's already been flirting with Bond's latest female squeeze. Now the real question is, who does she leave with... Tim, or Bond?

Bourne mutters later (after waking up with a headache)... "well, how do you like them apples?" (Good Will Hunting reference)

-JOE- (Love Hendrix!)

Tim Raynor

Nov 18, 2008 - CST 11:40 AM
says... It puts the lotion in the basket . . .
Tim Raynor
Member since:
March 2002
Well, if I don't get the girl, at least I can go home with a new bottle of Jack Daniels.

wolfen

Nov 18, 2008 - CST 12:35 PM
wolfen
Member since:
August 2007
C'mon folks...

Chuck Norris would waste both of them...

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.
[Post edited by wolfen on Nov 18, 2008 - CST 12:37 PM]

spoonard

Nov 18, 2008 - CST 1:34 PM
spoonard
Member since:
February 2008
Quote:Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.

Chuck Norris is so old they are thinking of changing his TV show's name to Texas Ranger With A Walker

bladerunner1

Nov 18, 2008 - CST 7:28 PM
bladerunner1
Member since:
March 2008
Quote:Chuck Norris would waste both of them...

...and then bruce lee would come in and waste chuck.

csjlong

Nov 18, 2008 - CST 8:56 PM
csjlong
Member since:
October 2004
And then Captain Kirk would come in with his patented double-legged kick and then let his stunt double kick everyone's asses while he went and slept with all of their girlfriends.

gordonshumway

Nov 19, 2008 - CST 9:58 AM
gordonshumway
Member since:
June 2008
Quote:Bond may have the flair, but he relies too much on the gimmics and toys he has been provided with...wrist watch geiger counter...as if

Plus, good ol' Jimbo DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS to beat Bourne...
Literally.
No Balls.

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