A campier, trampier Twilight is on the horizon

" Bite me?

Blu-ray and DVD news

By James Plath
First published Dec 22, 2009

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If just the thought of "Twilight" makes you gag, a release from Retromedia might be so bad it's good. Well, probably not, but hey, a vampire nudie bar?

In "Twilight Vamps," two guys get the lap dance of their lives at one of the sexiest night clubs around, Shadows, where they encounter a bevy of bounteous beauties with an appetite for human blood. When Tabitha and her gang of to-die-for vampire strippers lead a dusk to dawn marathon of sex, music, and more sex, whho will survive and what will be left of them? "Twilight Vamps" stars Brandin Rackley and a bunch of aspiring actresses who will feign amnesia years from now when someone mentions this film.

Also released by Retromedia on Jan. 19 is "Bikini Frankenstein," starring Jayden Cole. The immortal tale gets a modern update with a sexy twist. Dr. Frankenstein sets out to create the perfect woman, wondering if anyone would ever really be able to tell the difference. Deciding to put his creation, Eve, to the ultimate test, the hilarious and sensuous results will leave you stiff with laughter--or so the studio press release says. I don't know. This Frankenstein sounds to me like a guy who could use an inflatable doll for Christmas.

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