Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros?

" Some people just shouldn't have a whip.

Blu-ray and DVD news

By James Plath
First published Feb 10, 2010

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Infinity Entertainment Group just announced the March 2 release of "Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros" on DVD. Needless to say, it sounds like more Undie than Indie, since it stars as its villain the 2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year. Do they still have those? I thought they went the way of staples in the navel! And the land of Mornoica sounds like something straight out of a Marx Brothers movie or Three Stooges short. Anyway, here's the release:

LOS ANGELES — March 1, 2010 — Move over, Indiana! Whip into action with the adventure of a lifetime in "Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros," swinging onto DVD March 2 from Infinity Entertainment Group.

Dr. Bikini Jones (the luscious Christine Nguyen) is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica, along the way battling man-eating dinosaurs and fending off the sensuously wicked Evilla (2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven).

Bikini will do anything to find the sacred temple . . . and certainly does (much to the delight of her fans)! Co-starring Rebecca Love.

"Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros" is presented in anamorphic widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16 x 9 and Dolby Digital. Includes original trailers.

Hmmmmm. And I'm betting that if this Dr. Jones teaches college, it goes a whole lot farther than an "I love you" written on an admiring student's eyelids.

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