...we expect action-adventure flicks to embroider reality. This one does so without stretching credibility to the breaking point and provides a good time in the process.
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"The Dirty Dozen":
Call this one the son of "The Great Escape" and the stepchild of "The Magnificent Seven." MGM's 1967 release "The Dirty Dozen" uses an all-star ensemble cast to produce one of the most-popular action-adventure war films of all time, and after nearly forty years, it looks better than ever.
The movie is about two-and-a-half hours long, and I hadn't seen it in quite some time. So, I settled in with a bag of Kettle Chips and a Weinhard's Vanilla Cream for an enjoyable afternoon at the movies.
Credit three people mainly with the film's success: E.M. Nathanson for his novel on which the movie is based (screenplay by Nunnally Johnson and Lukas Heller), Nathanson saying that while it was fiction, he was inspired by legends of such things actually taking place; director Robert Aldrich, an old hand at action thrillers with movies like "Kiss Me Deadly," "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?," "The Flight of the Phoenix," "Emperor of the North," and "The Longest Yard" to his credit; and Lee Marvin, a former Marine riding high as an Oscar winner for "Cat Ballou" two years earlier and "Point Blank" the same year.
The story is pretty simple and straightforward, but the twists along the way and our involvement with the characters carry it much further. Marvin plays Major John Reisman, a remarkably cynical army officer, short on discipline, who does not gladly suffer fools. In 1944, just prior to D-Day, his superiors assign him to oversee "Project Amnesty," a military strategy in which he is "to select twelve general prisoners convicted and sentenced to death or long terms of imprisonment for murder, rape, robbery, and for other crimes of violence and so forth, and train and qualify these prisoners in as much of the business of behind-the-lines operations as they can absorb for a brief but unspecified time. You will then deliver them secretly into the European mainland just prior to the invasion, and attack and destroy the target specified."
The target? A rest-and-recreation conference center for senior German officers on leave. Reisman and his men are to parachute in and kill as many of the officers as possible. The army will grant amnesty to those men who survive. How does Reisman regard the scheme? He thinks lunatics must have designed the project.
Later, an army psychologist (Ralph Meeker) interviewing the twelve chosen men describes the group as "just about the most twisted, antisocial bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into." "Well," responds Reisman, having adjusted to the situation, "I can't think of a better way to fight a war."
Not only is Marvin's Reisman a demanding SOB with a tender heart beneath his cold exterior, the rest of his command group are just as endearing, and they're performed by a stellar cast. Charles Bronson plays Joseph T. Waldislaw, a former officer himself, who now hates officers in general, and especially generals. Bronson essentially recreates his character from "The Great Escape." Ex-footballer Jim Brown plays Robert T. Jefferson, a victim of race hatred. John Cassavetes plays Victor R. Franko, a former small-time Chicago gangster and big-time hard-ass troublemaker. Pop singer Trini Lopez, in his screen debut, plays Pedro Jiminez, a guitar player and singer, no surprise. Telly Savalas plays Archer J. Maggott, a seriously psychopathic, Southern, Bible-thumping racist who believes everything he does is God's will. Donald Sutherland plays Vernon L. Pinkley, a goofy sort, who practically steals the show when he impersonates a general. Clint Walker (early television's Cheyenne Bodie) plays Samson Posey, a gentle giant who does not like people pushing him around. And there are Tom Busby as Milo Vladek, Ben Carruthers as Glenn Gilpen, Colin Maitland as Seth Sawyer, Stuart Cooper as Roscoe Lever, and Al Mancini as Tassos Bravos. The group get their "Dirty Dozen" nickname when one morning they refuse to shave in cold water, and Reisman decides in that case they won't shave or shower again.
In addition to the men of Reinsman's little band of misfits, there are even more supporting players than you can shake a baton at. Ernest Borgnine plays Major General Worden, the officer who assigns Reisman his new duty and oversees the project. Richard Jaeckel plays Sgt. Clyde Bowren, the strict but kindhearted MP in charge of the prisoners. George Kennedy (could it be a military movie without George Kennedy?) plays Major Max Armbruster, one of Reisner's friends and sympathizers. Robert Webber plays Brig. General Denton, a man dead set against the project from the start and even more dead set against Reisman leading it. And Robert Ryan plays Col. Everett Breed, a stiff-necked, by-the-book idiot who causes more trouble than he's worth but provides a perfect foil for Reisman.
Sure, the characters are stereotypes and the proceedings are clichéd, but isn't that the way we want our action movies? The filmmakers initially offered John Wayne the Reisman part but he turned it down, which if he hadn't might have made the movie even more stereotyped than it already is. In any case, the part went fortuitously to Marvin, and it's hard to think he could have been bettered.
The movie tries to be as hard and realistic as possible, but the clichés, the off-the-wall whimsy, and the far-fetched theatrics keep it securely out of "Saving Private Ryan" territory. Then, too, we have to remember the time MGM released the film, 1967, and that studios had to conform to the conventions of the day. Therefore, you won't find a single soldier--murderer, rapist, robber, or thug--utter a single profanity.
The first quarter of the movie concerns the introduction of the men; the second quarter describes their subsequent training; the third quarter involves their participation in a series of war games; and the final quarter details the raid itself, which is almost anticlimactic.
"The Dirty Dozen" hasn't quite the humor or the pathos of "The Great Escape" (nor that great theme music), but it is still eminently watchable in an exaggerated sort of way, and it passes a quick 149 minutes.
"The Dirty Dozen: Next Mission":
Eighteen years went by before MGM decided to make a sequel to their longtime hit. So in 1985 they talked Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, and Richard Jaeckel into reprising their old roles as Maj. Reisman, Gen. Worden, and Sgt. Bowren. Apparently, the rest of the actors (whose characters survived in the original movie) read the script for the new film and declined to participate.
"The Dirty Dozen: Next Mission" became the first in a series of sequels made in the late 1980s, most of them only with Borgnine. As Marvin would pass away a year later, the temptation for him to do another one passed with him. This sequel is nothing short of awful
A Nazi general wants to save Germany by assassinating Adolf Hitler. The Allies don't want this to happen because they feel Hitler is so incompetent that with him in command the War will soon be over. As a result, the army calls upon Reisner and a new "dirty dozen" of convicted rejects to stop the assassination by parachuting into German-occupied France and killing the Nazi general planning the hit on the Fuehrer.
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