Fool's Gold

DVD/APPROX. 112 MINS./2008/US PG-13
Fool's Gold
...more silly than romantic, more frantic than comedic, and more busy than adventurous.
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DVD REVIEW
By John J. Puccio
FIRST PUBLISHED Jun 13, 2008

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"The more things change, the more they stay the same."
--French proverb

If Warner Bros. had made this movie twenty years ago, it might have starred Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. Instead, it stars Matthew McConaughey and Hawn's daughter, Kate Hudson. Same difference.

"Fool's Gold" is a good title because it's about a search for gold treasure, and everyone doing the searching is a fool. They're not only foolish people, they're fools in the sense of court jesters as well as ardent fans of something. This 2008 release does its best to match the standards of romantic-comedy adventures set by "National Treasure" and the earlier "Romancing the Stone," but it never quite achieves its goal. It's more silly than romantic, more frantic than comedic, and more busy than adventurous. Nevertheless, it gives the genre a good try, and the cast is appealing. It's flimsy fun but better than nothing.

Above all, "Fool's Gold" is attractive to look at. Set in the Bahamas (but filmed largely in Queensland, Australia, with a few establishing shots in the Bahamas), the locations are lovely, and even the cast is lovely. McConaughey must have made WB write it into his contract that he got to bare his chiseled physique at least 800 times (and have Ms. Hudson refer to his sexual prowess at least that often). That's OK, because Ms. Hudson also gets her turn in a bikini, as do several others of the comely ensemble. However, while Hudson is exceedingly cute, she's continually upstaged by McConaughey, who appears to have been working out lately and wants everyone to know it.

McConaughey also gets slugged, shot at, beaten up, and thrown overboard about 800 times, so maybe it all evens out. It's that kind of movie, where people keep getting knocked around a good deal. You see, McConaughey's character, Benjamin Finnegan, is a treasure hunter, but he's also an irresponsible lout who borrows money from everybody to fund his escapades and then conveniently forgets to pay it back. He's got more enemies than friends. For the past few years he's been hot on the trail of lost Spanish treasure from a fleet that sank somewhere in the Bahamas three hundred years earlier. He thinks he knows where it's at, but he's such a dummy, he keeps running out of money before he can find it. He's currently into a gangster rapper (literally a gangster and a rap singer) named Bigg Bunny (Kevin Hart) for quite a lot of money that he can't possibly hope to repay unless he finds the Spanish loot, but Bigg Bunny wants him dead in any case. Go figure.

Kate Hudson plays Tess, Finn's wife, at least for a few minutes because that's as far into the film as we get before she divorces him. Although Finn can't understand why she's leaving him, we can see in a minute it's because he's such an idiot. The real question is why she married him in the first place, aside from the repeated suggestion that he's really good in the sack. Not once during the movie did I get the feeling that Tess and Finn had anything going in their romance.

Tess is currently working as a steward aboard a multimillionaire's yacht to make enough money to return to the States and get her Ph.D. Why not. Donald Sutherland plays the multimillionaire, Nigel Honeycutt, and it is he, not unexpectedly, whom Finn persuades to loan him money for a new expedition. Alexis Dziena plays Gemma, Hunnicutt's ditzy, spoiled daughter. And the only other character of consequence is Moe Fitch, a rival treasure seeker and Finn's old mentor. Ray Winstone plays Fitch, the actor becoming more visible in more movies these days than practically any fellow alive. He plays his usual tough-guy role. He does not, though, get the sculptered CGI torso he had in "Beowulf," so he stands no chance of overshadowing McConaughey.

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